Saturday, September 26, 2009

Wacka doo, wacka don't.

So, in case you hadn't guessed; which you didn't because you're a fucking one-istic idoitic, this blog will be completely devoted to Gene Ray and his transcendentalistic, all-emcompassing philosophy: the Time Cube. If you're unfamiliar with it, you better turn your moronic attention to http://timecube.com/ and get a load of awesome orgasm'd into your basal ganglia.

Anyway, today I will expound upon a few points of Time Cube; since I'm the 2nd most qualifiyd person in the world to do so.

1st point! :
"The whole of the Universe is composed of
Opposites"
This should be entirely obvious to anybody who hasn't been indoctrinated by the false-mathematics and science of the USA, which is everybody except me and gene. So I'll explain it: Eveything in the universe is opposites with something else, and its opposite is opposite with something else. and HIS opposite is opposite with something else. That's four things; like the four simultaneous rotations of earth within a single day. Need I say more, lest you get your oneistic dick caught in your educated stupid zipper?

Here's something more on the normative side: CHILDREN - STOP THE EVIL ADULTS BEFORE THEY DESTROY YOUR LIFE ON EARTH. This is pretty obvious, we want to stop evil, nad you can't do that by appealing to the adults, who are of the idoitic and cycloptic mentality.

Finally, a little fact for you brainwashed legions of the Evil theism to ponder over:
IF THE





HALF AND HALF CO-CREATED

JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH, I WILL PERSONALLY KILL THE BASTARD MYSELF

Thursday, September 10, 2009

First!

Chicken.